Listen, we've all been there. Your browser is wheezing, your RAM is crying, and your friends are staging an intervention about your "reading habits." But those 47 tabs aren't going to read themselves, are they?
This mug understands your struggle and judges you exactly zero percent.
Perfect for:
The criminally tab-addicted (we see you refreshing for updates at 3am)
People whose "mark for later" folder could crash a small computer
Anyone who's ever said "just one more chapter" and emerged 6 hours later, emotionally destroyed
Fic writers doing "research" (sure, Jan, that's why you're reading enemies-to-lovers for the 847th time)
Product Details:
15oz ceramic mug - big enough to hold your tears AND your caffeine
Dishwasher safe (unlike your browsing habits)
Microwave safe (for reheating coffee you forgot about during chapter 23)
Ships FREE because we're not monsters
Warning: This mug may enable your AO3 addiction. Side effects include staying up until 4am, ugly crying over fictional relationships, and explaining complex shipping dynamics to confused family members.