Canon said WHAT now? Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of fanfic writers fixing literally everything wrong with the source material.
This mug is prescribed by 9 out of 10 fictional doctors for:
Readers who've been personally victimized by canon events
People who use fix-it fics as a legitimate coping mechanism
Anyone who's ever screamed "THEY WOULD NOT SAY THAT" at their screen
The heroes who refuse to accept character assassination
Product Details:
15oz ceramic mug - perfect for stress-drinking while reading superior character development
Durable print that's more reliable than canon writers
Dishwasher safe (unlike most canon decisions)
Ships FREE because therapy should be accessible
Side effects may include: aggressive commenting about canon compliance, starting sentences with "well, in the fic I read...", and having very strong opinions about character arcs at dinner parties.