Dead Dove Do Not Eat But I'll Read It Anyway Mug | Fanfiction Reader Gift | AO3 Humor | Fandom Mug | Dark Fic Reader

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Sees 47 warning tags
Cracks knuckles
"Finally, some good food."

This mug celebrates the academic scholars of problematic content who:

Read warnings like a wine menu and order the most intense option
Have achieved enlightenment through morally questionable fictional scenarios
Possess an iron stomach and an even stronger AO3 account
Can distinguish between fantasy and reality better than most politicians

Product Details:

15oz ceramic mug - for beverages strong enough to handle what you're reading
High-quality print that won't fade (unlike your innocence)
Dishwasher safe (your search history is another story)
FREE shipping because someone has to enable this behavior

Warning: This mug is not responsible for the consequences of your reading choices. Please consume responsibly and with adequate emotional preparation.