Chapter 15 has been "almost done" for 6 months. Your readers are sending search parties. Your plot outline is crying. But hey, at least you're caffeinated while avoiding your Google Doc!
This mug understands the complex art of:
Opening your WIP, staring at it for 37 minutes, then closing it
Researching "medieval door hinges" for 4 hours instead of writing
Having 73 brilliant ideas for NEW fics while your current one collects digital dust
Convincing yourself that reading other fics is "research" and definitely not procrastination
Product Details:
15oz ceramic mug - holds enough caffeine to fuel your writing avoidance
High-quality print that's more reliable than your update schedule
Dishwasher safe (unlike your writing motivation)
Ships FREE because your readers deserve something
Perfect for sipping while you reorganize your desktop for the 47th time instead of opening that Word document. Your WIP will wait. It has no choice.