So you forgot that Character A was supposed to be in jail during the big love confession scene. So your timeline makes no sense. So you accidentally gave someone blue eyes in chapter 2 and brown eyes in chapter 47.
These aren't mistakes—they're FEATURES.
This mug celebrates writers who:
Turn continuity errors into "unreliable narrator" genius
Blame everything on "multiverse theory"
Have mastered the art of confident hand-waving
Know that readers are too emotionally invested to care about minor details like "logic"
Product Details:
15oz ceramic mug - holds your confidence AND your coffee
High-quality print that's more consistent than your world-building
Dishwasher safe (your plot is not)
Ships FREE because we believe in your creative vision
Perfect for sipping while you convince yourself that making the timeline even MORE confusing will somehow fix everything. Embrace the chaos!